Words You Will Never Hear Me Say...

•  I CAN'T do it
• I wish I had him back.
• "I love you" if I DON'T mean it.
• Crocs go with everything. :D
•  I sure do love the taste of orange juice straight after I brush my teeth!
• I love Justin Bieber!
• Let me make you a sandwich, baby!
• Hey Jamal, hold my wallet.
• I function better without coffee
• "No thank you, I don't drink."
• I love Monday.
• "I don't like twitter anymore."
• "Mom, I created a twitter account, follow me!"
• "The cast of Jersey Shore is so intelligent."
• "Vodka? Oh, no thanks"
• "Damnnnn, I got too much money."
• you cheated, its fine let's forget it and move on.